OMG.

OMG.


At the age of 16, 80% of people have already met the person they are going to marry.

:D


In a second grade class, a little girl asks, ‘Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?’ ‘How old is your mother, dear?’ Asks the teacher.’Forty,’ She replies.’Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant.’The little girl then asks, ‘Can my big sister get pregnant?”Well, dear, how old is your sister?’The little girl answers, ‘Nineteen.”Oh yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant.’The little girl then asks, ‘Can I get pregnant?”How old are you, dear?’The little girl answers,’ I’m seven years old.”No, dear, you can’t get pregnant…’Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, ‘See, I told you we had nothing to worry about!’The teacher fainted!!!

ROFLOLMAO


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edibletoiletpaper:

I HATE YOU HANG.

UG H WHY DID YOU MAKE ME MAKE THIS STUPDI VID.


mcccx3:

I can never look at a ducks face without seeing the dog mask thing ever again D: 

the ducks so cute !

mcccx3:

I can never look at a ducks face without seeing the dog mask thing ever again D: 

the ducks so cute !


Q
What does mummma daarling want from meee ?
can't now.
but tomorrrrow, deffs, maybesss... :/
ahahahah :)
A

hating you right now LOLLLLLLL

she wants your home number

i was like , you kidding me mother?

JUST CROSS THE FREAKING ROADDDDD


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ezapiyasena:

yelhsasti:

killeh:

This is the real me, believe it or not.

you must be so brave,
cause i could never bring myself to do what you did.


Q
YOUR AMAZINNN (:
A

thanks

youre really pretty ._. ihy too ;)


Q
can you block anonymous? :)
A

EZAA

COME OVER NOWWWWWWWWW :D 

wanna bum?

and mum wants something from you ==’


Q
DO U THINK YOUR PRETTY?
Anonymous
A

i dont mind. as long as im pretty on the insideeeee, but sometimes i get insecure about myself. so what? its human.